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Amazing:

Read Caption on 1st photo then look at second photo

Look at the picture above and you can see where this guy broke through the guardrail, right side where the people are standing on the road (pointing). The pick-up was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail. It flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet, and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which he was traveling.


If this guy didn't believe in God before, do you suppose he believes now?

Conversation With Angels...

God: Angels, do you know what I was just thinking about?
ANGELS: What were you thinking about?


GOD: Christians seem to have forgotten what kind of power they have available and the devil keeps on deceiving them!

ANGELS: God, exactly what are you driving at?

GOD: I have made my children in such a way that when the people of the world are sitting, they would be standing, when the world is standing, they will stand out, when the world stands out, my children must be outstanding and when the devil dares the world to be outstanding, my people will be the standards to be used!

Angels: They (Christians) are also forgetting the words in Ephesians 1:3.

GOD: Please read it out!

ANGEL: PRAISE BE TO THE GOD AND FATHER OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST , WHO HAS BLESSED US IN THE HEAVENLY PLACES WITH EVERY SPIRITUAL BLESSING IN CHRIST .

ANGEL: So what do we do now since the end is almost near?

HOLY SPIRIT: My Presence is still among men and I will teach and remind the Christians of all that we have discussed. I will also make sure that they pass this message on!

JESUS CHRIST: I will also keep on interceding for them & stand in for them even in their weaknesses.

GOD: I will also make sure that I give to all those who ask of me, seek me and try to find me The blessings I have promised them through My Son, Jesus Christ will be delivered to all those who discover that I, Jehovah, am ready to bless them! Not because of any special things that they have done, but just because I LOVE THEM !

JESUS CHRIST: I will also give all My followers who are willing to pass this conversation on, enough strength to carry on!

ANGELS: We are all backing THE TRINITY and even the devil cannot stop us! How funny! Christians are finally taking over and ......

DEVIL (eavesdropping behind the gates): I hope you all heard! I will deploy more troops (demons) and make sure the Christians pray less, read their Bibles less, preach less and make sure this message does not move anywhere! Also.....

The Golden Compass: Be aware of this atheist movie based on children's books!

My husband just forwarded this to me. It is a movie coming out this December starring Nicole Kidman. It is a seres of books written by an atheist. The movie is a watered down version of the book. And apparantly the idea of the author, an atheist, is to get unsuspecting parents to take the kids to the movie, then they will want the books for Christmas. Then, the books get worse and in the end two children kill God! This is so horrible. This is an attack from Satan. Please read this:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.asp

Ne'

Hilarious Song About Moms

This is the funniest song I have ever heard. A mom sings everything she has to say to her kids within a 24 hour period in a two minute song. It is song to the upbeat, fast and fun tune of The William Tell Overture. Check out the YouTube video here.

As a mom of three, I find this hilarious. But, I would love to see a version done about babies and toddlers. My kids are 3 yrs. old, 2 yrs. old and 4 months old now. Some of my favorite phrases I never thought I'd say are as follows:

Do not sit on your sister
Do not bite your brother
Do not pour your orange juice on the baby
The baby cannot eat crackers
Do not pull the cat's tail
No you may not have another cookie
The potty chair bowl is not a hat
Put your clothes back on
Do not put your hand in your milk
Don't pull the baby's arm
Take your blankie off of the baby
You do not need all your pillows, blankets and toys in the living room
Pick your toys up
Don't throw toys
Stop screaming at the top of your lungs
Do not put toys in the VCR
Where did you hide the remote?
Do not crunch your crackers into the floor
Don't spit your drink into the air
Don't lay on the cat
Don't eat off the floor
Don't smear food on the wall
Don't color on the wall with your crayons
Don't splash the water
Don't flush the toilet when no one used it

I'm sure there are more! Most of these things happen in one day.

Ne'

Painting Pizza Boxes: Messy, But Fun!

Tonight has been a fun night. My husband is working overtime, so he had to leave two hours earlier. He works 2nd shift at a medical orthopedic plant, where he sterilizes titanium hips, knees, etc. He usually makes lunch before he goes to work so that I can work on my graphics for my online t-shirt shops. I had not slept well last night, so I was tired. I ordered pizza.

My kids decided that instead of eating, they would paint with their pizza sauce and breadsticks! (I had given them each half of the small pizza box to eat their pizza on to save on dishes.) So, my 2 yr. old daughter, Audriana, started dipping her breadsticks in her pizza sauce and started painting the box! Her masterpiece was beautiful, especially the sauce she painted into her hair. It was cute, but, needless to say, my so-thought easy solution to lunch ended with more work than I anticipated!

Who's the coolest brother?

Brother's are always fighting. So, I decided to make these traditional looking t-shirts with subtle sibling rivalry added into the designs on my new baby, little, middle and big brother sets. The color scheme is that of retro beach wear. The little brother t-shirt says "I'm The Cool One (I'm The Little Brother)." Then the middle and big brother design appears to have been slightly altered with the addition of 'er' and 'est,' making them cooler and coolest! But, the baby brother stumps them all with his "I'm Just Cool!!!" slogan.

Here, check them out for yourself, and let me know what you think.

Cool Little Brother:


Cool(er) Middle Brother:

Cool(est) Big Brother:


I'm Just Cool! Baby Brother:

I am planning on adding this design to the new baby, little, middle and big sister section in browns and pinks. What do you think?

Ne'

New Baby, Little, Middle and Big Sister Designs Available!

I just designed these great big, middle, little and baby sister t-shirts and gifts. I have the African American and brown-haired girls in the store now. I will be working on other hair colors and skin tones to add to my big sister, little sister section. I have not even begun working on big brother, little brother designs, but plan to have them in the store within a few weeks.

Here is the I'm The Baby Sister! African-American
design on a pink onesie available in sizes 6M-2T:And here is the I'm The Little Sister!
Brown-Haired Girl design on a baby bib:

The I'm The Middle Sister! Brown-Haired Girl
design on a pink infant/toddler t-shirt (6M-4T):

And the I'm The Big Sister! African-American
design on our children's t-shirt:

Let me know what you think of these designs and what hair color/skin tone combination would you like to see added to this collection.

Thanks,
Ne'

The Inspiration Behind TeesForBaby.com

Welcome to my first blog! My name is Ne' Metzger. I am a freelance graphic designer and work-at-home mom of 3 children. I just gave birth to my 3rd child, a little girl, in May. We named her Missouri Lynne, after my aunt, Ada Missouri, and my great-grandmother, Martha Missouri. My nickname, Ne', is short for my middle name Karlynne'. That is pronounced car-lin-nay. I have been married for almost 4 years, after meeting my husband, Tim, on eHarmony.com! We both wanted children right away, so 9 months later, we had Aidan Nathaniel. Then, 11 months after that, we had Audriana Grace.

I had worked as an ad designer at a 5-state auto trading magazine for 6 years before resigning after the birth of my daughter, Audri. The last couple of years have been tough financially, so I prayed to God to send me something I could do that used my artistic ability. I had tried selling on eBay, including logo design. But, that was too time consuming and the market for logo design on eBay had been driven down. So, I asked God to just show me what I needed to do. And during a random google search, I discovered CafePress! I now have two shops. One is teesforbaby.com and the other is The Village at 1512 Boulevard Holiday Shoppe at 1512blvd.com.

This blog is to announce new designs at TeesForBaby.com and to just let you know where my inspiration comes from or what is new in my life.

Hope you enjoy my blog, and let me know what designs are relevent to your life!

In Christ,
Ne'
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