Hilarious Song About Moms

This is the funniest song I have ever heard. A mom sings everything she has to say to her kids within a 24 hour period in a two minute song. It is song to the upbeat, fast and fun tune of The William Tell Overture. Check out the YouTube video here.

As a mom of three, I find this hilarious. But, I would love to see a version done about babies and toddlers. My kids are 3 yrs. old, 2 yrs. old and 4 months old now. Some of my favorite phrases I never thought I'd say are as follows:

Do not sit on your sister
Do not bite your brother
Do not pour your orange juice on the baby
The baby cannot eat crackers
Do not pull the cat's tail
No you may not have another cookie
The potty chair bowl is not a hat
Put your clothes back on
Do not put your hand in your milk
Don't pull the baby's arm
Take your blankie off of the baby
You do not need all your pillows, blankets and toys in the living room
Pick your toys up
Don't throw toys
Stop screaming at the top of your lungs
Do not put toys in the VCR
Where did you hide the remote?
Do not crunch your crackers into the floor
Don't spit your drink into the air
Don't lay on the cat
Don't eat off the floor
Don't smear food on the wall
Don't color on the wall with your crayons
Don't splash the water
Don't flush the toilet when no one used it

I'm sure there are more! Most of these things happen in one day.

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